It was early october, and late in the day
the parade was still going and well on its way
Inside the juniors float an idea was just struck
To light up a doobie with a guy named chuck
So slowly they rolled it, it was massive indeed
They did it with care not a single seed
After five rounds, the float was still going
and inside of it, their heads were now flowing
and then by mistake the doobie was dropped
and they all whined, how it had been a wonderful crop
without any notice the float started to flame
they never even heard, those calling their names
the wheels kept on rolling , and the flames kept on growing
their ears kept on buzzing and their heads still flowing
without any notice it rolled down a hill
and into a lake where it started to fill.
chuck started to state, he can't feel his legs.
they all laughed and searched for their dregs
the float broke open and they started to float about
one of them even caught a big trout
and that was the end of the homecoming disaster
they all went home and got plastered
Homecoming Disaster 2
A homecoming after their heinous act,
the very next year to be exact
The flyers gathered for a new float design
one that even the freshmen thought benign
a malevolent smile went across their faces
as they began to develope the float's basis
a giant sean connery, with a flamethrowing gun
so hot they decided they could grill a bun
The basic plans were ingenious indeed
they had a cause, and they had a need
they brought the propane and acetelyne
to make the fire a bigger scene
the day of the parade they filled the tanks
readied their fire and drove out with much thanks
moving behind the sophmore float,
they thought of the plan and began to gloat
when suddenly from the gun burst out the flame,
giving the other floats a lot of shame
accidentally though the fire went to far
and caught the sophmore float right on the bar
the float burst into flames and went out of control,
and went careening fast through a patrol
after the cops got out of the way
the float hit the freshman's and went into the bay.
The seniors laughed to see such a sight
and prepared then for a fast paced flight
This is the end of the homecoming disaster
now please give applause to it's master
Slime Stompin:
There he goes the hamster king
As the festive bells ring
It is the day, it’s come at last
So put on your boots and get ready fast
The king has come for this glorious day
At about the middle of May
Wearing our galoshes and thick soled boots
We even packed some tasty fruits.
All in a line following our leader
We head out to the slime feeder
All gathered around the slimes let out a shout
Oh joy! Its time for the first bout
You see the day of the fourteenth of May
Is a festive day without any say,
We squish and we squash and laugh
The wizards smash them with a staff
The weakest creatures in all of the world
The slimes always make your hair curled
With massive stomps he takes them out
Not a thing to worry about
On this wonderful slime stompin day
In the sunny month of may.
The day the hamster screamed:
Well it all started one foggy night
That wasn’t at all in the years of blight
It started low and without much power
But then could be heard over the shower
Rising fast into the night
Everyone started turning on the light
It sounded horrible and very high pitch
Some people even drove into a ditch
Without much warning it grew much louder
All around the glass was turning to powder
The wise old men and little girls
All covered their ears and tried not to hurl
The brave young men ran into the night
To find whatever was causing this plight
The sound grew closer and closer still
The deafening wails were by the mill
They stepped into a clearing dark
And they finally saw their mark
A tiny hamster with mouth open wide
It made no attempt to even hide
And then as quickly as it began
The hamster stopped and ran up to stan.
The raven Revamp:
Once upon a midnight tiring
I was staring, hoping, admiring
When suddenly a demon burst from the shade
and started chattering about a parade.
I tried to clear the image from my mind,
when I heard a croaking from behind.
I turned suddenly expecting a fright
but instead I saw a bird take flight.
Its black wings shimmered in the light
before settling and screeching its plight.
“Nevermore shall I see the blue sky,
Never more shall I make the girl cry,
for now is the time, my time has come,
to steal your life and descend with you scum.”
It finished its screech and began to attack,
when suddenly I expanded and began to stack.
The bird was engulfed along with the demon,
sinking fast like a drowning seaman,
and then I shrunk as a matter of fact
nothing was left not even the cat,
and so I went into the next room
and laid in my bed next to my broom.
I listened to a CD that sounded like a stream,
And that was the end of my very strange dream.
Panda Parade:
There they go all dressed in black
Walking along all in a pack
Roaring and stomping and carrying on
Some people wish they would just be gone
But it’s too late for any such thing
They have just begun to sing
The panda parade is on a roll
They’re heading out towards the toll
They marched right through jumping the gate
As they travel to where they will mate
The police can’t stop them and watch in awe
The pandas are protected by international law.
They go through a tunnel and into a park
There a few dogs begin to bark
In a complete circle they have travels
No one knows how this unraveled.
Evil Ninjas:
Evil ninjas! Attack at noon
Start to fear they’ll be here soon
With their swords and their knives
Everyone run for your lives
Look out for the first wave
They might take you as a slave
Oh no! The first attack
They even brought the cat sack
Run away for your life
Or prepare for some strife
Prepare to run in fear
You foolish little deer
Ha ha the ninjas won
They don’t come out in the sun
That is all of this type you get, there were some others but they were gifts to people that left.
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